- acquire a case of “tsarina’s” or “montezuma’s” or “put your own name here” revenge.
- spend at least your first three days at home either in bed or on the john.
Guarantee: you will lose at least five pounds and your sleep-cyle will be so messed up that you won’t even know what day it is, what continent you are on, or why you would even give a flying-fuck about either.
Hope to back with y’all soon. Specially since I leave again on Thursday to go see grammie-now-on-hopsice. Hhhmm…maybe I won’t be better by then?